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Hello!!! Welcome to Channel Onion! This is my little slice of the internet superhighway, a place for me to express myself and my intrests free from the mechanisms of slop-pipe sludge farms and fascist tech jackals. It may not be much, and the code may be an absolute mess, but everything here comes from my heart and my soul out into the lonely cosmos. Come on in, take a seat, and relax.

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Update Log
2026/03/06

• new Blog post "Big Pimpin'"

2026/03/01

• Updated the about page

2026/02/24

• new Blog post "Welcome (back) to the Working Week"

2026/02/21

• massively expanded the music page

2026/02/13

• finally added moar links to the directory
• moar buttons

2026/02/10

• moar marquee buttons
• new Blog post "Man of Constant Sorrow" (Boy doesn't it sound cheery)

2026/02/09

• fixed the link directory so they don't open in the site

2026/02/08

• changed up the layout a bit
• Added some more neighbors to the link directory
• New Blog post "Survey Says!"

2026/01/31

• first blog post!

2026/01/27

• same as yesterday

2026/01/26

• added more links

2026/01/25

• worked on link directory
• added a bunch of buttons for other sites

2026/01/22

• changed up the colors

2026/01/18

• added an update log (hello) & a real homepage
• moved the button link to the box with the dancing alien
• added featured video

2026/01/04 to 2026/01/17

• added about page
• added status
• added view counter
• added sidebar ads
• added button link
• added guestbook

2026/01/01

• offical launch of channel onion 2.0
• actual functioning design